November 9, 2015

Today u make a dramatic statement by doing nothing. It's the first time you've managed to do nothing in this scenario. Good one.

good luck,
Miranda

November 5, 2015

I smell CHARITY. But are you the one giving or do you need it? You know the answer. Either way, be graceful about it.

good luck,
Miranda

November 2, 2015

You've been robbed! Of something! Instead of wondering what, spend today mourning every single thing as if it's been stolen.

good luck,
Miranda

October 29, 2015

It will happen on the coming Sunday, between noon and 3:15 pm. It won't change your life forever, but for a long time, years.

good luck,
Miranda

October 26, 2015

Today you will try something for the second time. This time it will work out. Don't bother being relieved, just move on.

good luck,
Miranda

October 22, 2015

You want clarity and definition, but everything is up in the air today, like feathers. There is a certain levity this allows.

good luck,
Miranda

October 19, 2015

You want clarity and definition, but everything is up in the air today, like feathers. There is a certain levity this allows.

good luck,
Miranda

October 15, 2015

Mark. Is it a man named Mark, or will you make your mark this week? Either way, it's going sexual and quick, this much is clear.

good luck,
Miranda

October 12, 2015

Look what lust has done to your life. What? What has it done? Maybe not enough, maybe too much. Today you notice.

good luck,
Miranda

October 8, 2015

The weight of balls. The heft of balls. Balls will really matter this week, so it's time to cup them. Not feeling sporty? Try.

good luck,
Miranda

October 5, 2015

You are living in a dream world if you think he/she thinks about you 1/2 as much as you think about him/her. Wake up. You are smarter.

good luck,
Miranda

October 1, 2015

Tend to the lower half of your body today. Like a neglected child it will turn on you if you continue to ignore it.

good luck,
Miranda

September 28, 2015

A lazy ghost is on your tail. Too bored to even boo you. Make yourself worth haunting; court darkness.

good luck,
Miranda

September 24, 2015

SEXXXXXX. It's not what you thought it was! Today it turns out the most inconceivable thing is sex.

good luck,
Miranda

September 21, 2015

More walking is called for today. Or if you are caged, regularly pace your cage, shake the bars, punch the air.

good luck,
Miranda

September 17, 2015

Good job with how you handled everything last night. This proves, once and for all, you are the right person to be you.

good luck,
Miranda

September 14, 2015

Anything w/ legs, even a table, shouldn't be eaten today or tomorrow. A legged thing you eat now will symbolically eat you later.

good luck,
Miranda

September 10, 2015

Rain! Or Tears! Or maybe just an extraordinarily good shower! Today everything important is wet and falls.

good luck,
Miranda

September 7, 2015

Each new pain seems to knock the last pain off it's pedestal -- such relief! Such an epiphany! For a moment.

good luck,
Miranda

September 3, 2015

Running is great for awhile, the wind in your ears. But you've been running for years, day and night. My child! Rest!

good luck,
Miranda

August 31, 2015

Your sentimentality softens all the edges, you're misremembering. Take a moment to recall it as it really was: fucking hell.

good luck,
Miranda

August 27, 2015

I see E twice. As in sEEk, mEEt, and dEEp. Or, it might be a sound you make this wEEk: EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Joy or fear? U tell mee.

good luck,
Miranda

August 24, 2015

A pustule, an ache, a scab. If any of these three jolly visitors comes your way, grin. Time to get positive about mortality.

good luck,
Miranda

August 20, 2015

You said you were going to be stronger this time, but already you're crumbling. What to do? Less, I'd say. Crumble with panache.

good luck,
Miranda

August 17, 2015

I know u want it SO bad, but try 2 remember the second u get it u will find it annoying, even repulsive. Don't believe the want.

good luck,
Miranda

August 13, 2015

Today I can promise an uprising of sorts. Something might be thrown, or you might raise your voice.

good luck,
Miranda

August 10, 2015

I would get a second opinion. Unless the first opinion was your own, in which case: don't second guess yourself today.

good luck,
Miranda

August 6, 2015

A woman named Sarah. That's all I know. Hopefully you know if you should flee her, save her, love her, or if she is you.

good luck,
Miranda

August 3, 2015

What have we learned about pants? 1) Many things look better inside of them, and 2) therefore you should calm down.

good luck,
Miranda

July 30, 2015

You fail to receive about %35 of the love your friends are giving you. Why is that? You turn away too quickly, not wanting to burden.

good luck,
Miranda

July 27, 2015

You are living in a dream world if you think he/she thinks about you 1/2 as much as you think about him/her. Wake up. You are smarter.

good luck,
Miranda

July 23, 2015

Today you will try something for the second time. This time it will work out. Don't bother being relieved, just move on.

good luck,
Miranda

July 20, 2015

Look what lust has done to your life. What? What has it done? Maybe not enough, maybe too much. Today you notice.

good luck,
Miranda

If you want to know what happened to me in the future before July 20, 2015, send me an email.